This is a blog where I will do stuff.  It will be cool.  It will be insane.  The blog will include features such as posts, comments, graphics, AM/FM radio, air conditioning, bad stuff, crazy stuff, good stuff, bogus stuff, other stuff, smoked herring, a thousand gold dinars, the mountains of Kaf, a pavilion decked out in sumptuous finery, a thousand camels loaded with jewels, and a crumpled up newspaper.

There will be innumerable advantages to this blog.  It will surpass all others.  Let me give you just a tiny demonstration of the awesome power that this blog will unleash upon the world.  Tremble in fear, scoundrel!

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WHAMMO!

Such is Kirdjali!