This is a blog where I will do stuff. It will be cool. It will be insane. The blog will include features such as posts, comments, graphics, AM/FM radio, air conditioning, bad stuff, crazy stuff, good stuff, bogus stuff, other stuff, smoked herring, a thousand gold dinars, the mountains of Kaf, a pavilion decked out in sumptuous finery, a thousand camels loaded with jewels, and a crumpled up newspaper.
There will be innumerable advantages to this blog. It will surpass all others. Let me give you just a tiny demonstration of the awesome power that this blog will unleash upon the world. Tremble in fear, scoundrel!
Such is Kirdjali!